Showing posts with label Daily Stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Daily Stuff. Show all posts
May Ubo
DOC: umubo ka!
PEDRO: ho! Ho! Ho!
DOC: ubo pa!
PEDRO: ho! Ho! Ho!
DOC: okay.
PEDRO: ano po ba sakit ko doc?
DOC: may ubo ka.
things you don't want to hear during your own surgery
-san yung gunting na bago? Bat may kalawang to?
-10ml? may nakasurvive na ba dyan? Sabi ko 5ml lang!
-doc, ubos na po pala yung anesthesia.
-kanina pa bukas yung tiyan, asan yung pantahi?
-sunog! Sunog! Labas lahat!
On eating apple
what's worse than finding a worm in the apple you are eating?
>>>pag nakita mong kalahati na lang ang worm.