Best of the Best Beauty Pageant Boo Boos

Host: Saan ang dream vacation mo?

Contestant : Amangpulo.


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Host : What was the very first gift that you gave to your
girlfriend?

Male Contestant : Uhmm...taptoy.

Host: What taptoy?

Male Contestant : Taptoy na teddy bird.


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Host: What's your ideal age for marriage?

Girl:Uhm, uhm, I am not sure....

Host:Hindi, kunwari ikaw, more or less.

Girl:Uhmm. more. (Crowd booing... ) Sige, Sige. Less,less....

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Host:If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to
showcase the beauty of the Philippines?

Girl Contestant:Bocaue.

Host: Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Phils? Why Bocaue?

Girl: Because it's a magnificent place.

Host: Which part of Bocaue?

Girl:The Bocaue Rice Terraces. (Banaue Kaya Yon!!)


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The contestant, presenting herself, talks into the mic and says, "Hi!
I'm Cristine Reyes from Bagiuo.," and then she turns around, walks a little,
goes back then yells at the top of her lungs! Then shouts,
"CITYYYYYYYY!!!!"


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(From Little Miss Philippines)

Host: Anong gusto mo pag-laki mo?

Girl: Maging lalaki po!


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Host: Who's your favorite author?

Contestant: Danielle Steele

Host: Why Danielle Steele?

Contestant: Because, because.Danielle Steele, I like best.


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Host: How would you like me to address you?

Contestant: My address is Project 8, Quezon City.

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Host: What is your best feature?

Contestant: My graduation feature.


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Host: So tell us, why did join this contest?

Contestant: Me, join this contest, why did I????? Thank you!


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Host: What do you want to be after you graduate?

Contestant: I want to be a successful Medicine.


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Host: Hindi ito boob, hindi ito tube. Pero tinatawag itong boobtube. Ano ito?

Contestant : BRA!


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Host: What is you favorite motto?

Contestant: If others can't why, why can't I!


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Host : What would you like to say to foreigners?

Contestant: Please come back.


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(From gay beauty contest)

Host: What is the one thing that symbolizes happiness for you?

Gay contestant: (Stops, thinks and then smiles.) EGGPLANT PO!


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Host : What is your typical day?

Contestant : I think Saturday po!


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(From gay contest)

Host: Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?

Gay Contestant : I think and believe na bilang isang bading......ano nga
po ulit yung question?

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Host: Which part of your body is your best asset?

Contestant : (Believe it or not she answered) Si Melanie Marquez po!


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Host : What is your favorite motto?

Contestant : (After a long pause) I don't have a motto eh. (So the crowd
starts helping her out. The crowd starts saying "Time is gold! Time is
gold!")

Contestant : I have na po. Chinese gold!


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Host : If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?"

Contestant: That's a very good question. Keep it up. (Then the girl turns and walks away.)

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Host: So, you're vegetarian, what is your favorite vegetable?

Contestant : I like potatoes, tomatoes, beans and what's that na nga?

KALABASH?


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Host : Who is your favorite fictional character?

Girl : JOSE RIZAL! (Crowd starts laughing.)

Host : Who is your favorite hero then?

Girl: Hulk Hogan.


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Host : If you were to become a superhero, what would your power be?

Girl Contestant: Uhmm... a bumble bee!


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Host : What is your edge over the other contestants?

Girl Contestant : My edge.... 23 years old.


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Host : What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?

Girl : Between 24 and 25!


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Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now?

Girl : I'll be 28 years old.


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Host : Describe your love one in three words.

Girl : Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko.

Host : OK, sige!

Girl : In one word, MY LIFE!


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Host : If you were given any special power, what would it
be?

Girl : Power of Attorney!


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Host : So you like reading, who's your favorite author?

Girl : Uhmm, Shakespeare.

Host : What works of Shakespeare?

Girl : Hindi ko po alam eh, depende.....

Host : But he's your favorite.

Girl : Eh kasi patay na sya eh.


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Host : What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?

Girl : Drugs.

Host : Why?

Girl : Mahal eh!


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Host : What is the essence of being gay?

Contestant : I'm proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to
the eye!


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Host : What makes you blush?

Girl : Blush on!


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Host : What is the essence of a man?

Gay Contestant : Testicles!


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Host : Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here?
Did you ride or did you walk?

Gay Contestant : Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk?

1 comment:

Pat said...

sooo funny...thank you for brighten up my day