Famous Lines !!!!

"Pinapaikot mo lang ako
Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang
patayin mo na lang ako"
-electric fan

"hindi lahat ng walang salawal
ay bastos"
-winnie d' pooh

"Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad
kundi ang mapalapit sa 'yo.
pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo"
-ipis

"Hala! sige magpakasasa ka!
Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo."
-hipon

"Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya."
-plema

"Ayoko na! pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang
maraming tao ang nagagalit! wala ba akong
karapatang magmahal?!?"
-gasolina

"Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sa yo
Ayoko ko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao
ganun mo na lang ako itanggi.."
-utot

"Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang akong
pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako."
-Bola

"You never know what you have till you lose it.
and once you lose it, you can never get it back"
-snatcher

"Hindi lahat ng pink, KIKAY!"
-majinboo

"Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka
mahirap ba talagang makontento sa isa?
bakit palipat-lipat ka?
-TV

"Hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c"
-kili kili

Sige, batihin mo ako.... Sigeee.....BATEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
-omelette

Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!
-libag

"wag mo na akong bilugin.."
-kulangot

Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?
-Lego

"Hindi lahat ng dugo puedeng idonate"

-regla

1 comment:

Chuck said...

Four college friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas and party with some friends up there. They had a great time. However, after all the partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Austin until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it.

They explained that they had gone to Dallas for the weekend with the plan to come back and study but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. As a result, they missed the final.

The Professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved.

They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin.

They looked at the first problem, worth 5 points. It was something simple about free radical formation. "Cool," they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room. "This is going to be easy."

Each finished the problem and then turned the page. On the second page was written:

(For 95 points): Which tire?